“Captain’s Call” Is Word Of The Year, Abbott Gets Participation Ribbon

In the annals of time and history, alongside fellow luminaries such as “mansplaining,” “pod slurping,” and “muffin top,” now sits Tony Abbott and his “captain’s calls.”


The much-maligned term trumpeted by the former Prime Minister, representing a decision he made of his own steam because he gosh-darn didn’t feel like consulting with anyone, has officially been named the 2015 Word of the Year by the Macquarie Dictionary.
The dictionary declared the term to be the one that most encapsulated the events of the past year – which saw Abbott’s downfall as the leader of the country, thanks in no small part to the ill-advised decisions that drew severe ire from the public; particularly the decision to award a Knighthood to Prince Phillip, the highly controversial call to install Bronwyn Bishop as the speaker of the lower house, and his decision to ban Liberal Party MPs from appearing on the ABC‘s Q&A program.

Per the dictionary’s official definition of the phrase:

“noun – a decision made by a political or business leader without consultation with colleagues.”


“Captain’s call perfectly encapsulates what happened in Australia over the past year. There has been an interesting change in usage; an infrequent item of the jargon of cricket makes the leap into politics and is now being used generally with an ironic tinge to it that is very Australian.”


The phrase won in a canter over two chief rivals.

The first being lumbersexual

“noun – an urban male who wishes to associate himself by his appearance with a rugged outdoors way of life, as by wearing outdoor clothes such as check shirts, jeans and large boots combined with a beard as typical of a lumberjack.”


“It used to be all about women’s fashions, but the words are now being dominated more and more by those related to men’s fashion. Lumbersexual is an organic phenomenon that someone has identified and named. It is a neat coinage and perfectly describes this style that peaked in Australia over the past year.”


…and, really bloody curiously, deso

“noun – Colloquial a designated driver. Also, deso driver.”


“The idea of deso is very topical. It combines a drinking culture with that of a law-abiding society. The word structure itself is typically Australian – a shortened form with an -o ending. It is astonishing how quickly and smoothly the deso became part of our lives.”


which is odd mostly because the PEDESTRIAN.TV editorial pod swears black and blue that the accepted contraction of “designated driver” has always been “dezi,” and leads us to believe that Macquarie is trying their guts out to be hip and cool with the ~youth of the nation~.

‘Course we could be wrong, in which case this whole thing is about to blow up into another parma/parmi style debate.
Run. Hide. Save yourselves.
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