Now we know how Melbourne won that bloody ‘Most Livable City’ competition: the city is hosting a Dachshund Race next month.
Dachshunds. Running. WITH THEIR CUTE LITTLE LEGS.
The event is by Hophaus Bier Bar, in association with My Dachshund Online to raise money for Dachshund Rescue Australia.
If you little sausage-angel doesn’t feel like a competitive jog, there’s also a best dressed competition. A BEST DRESSED SAUSAGE DOG COMPETITION, PEOPLE.
Look at him. He wants to run free. For the love of god, someone let him run free.
[faints]
The Teckelrennen (Dachshund Race) will be held at Hophaus Bier Bar in Southbank, on September 19, 10:30am.
