Blac Chyna & Rob Kardashian Reveal Engagement, Probs Deserve A Spin-Off

At this point, we can basically classify the Kardashians as a civil entity in and of themselves. They have immense wealth, cultural cache, and the machinations of the family’s marriages equal the convoluted power-grabs of medieval Europe. It’s becoming a fucking dynasty, and they’ve gotta distance the plebs from the aristocracy. 

Now, Blac Chyna looks like she’ll be joining the latter.  If her latest Instagram post is to believed, she’s next in line to be Krowned after showing off a sizeable rock from none other than Rob Kardashian. Yeah, seriously, have a look-see right here: 

YES !…!…!

A photo posted by www.Lashedbar.co (@blacchyna) on


Oh, for the record, here’s his perspective on the whole deal:

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A photo posted by ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) on


If that all means nothing to you, well, the saga thus far has played out thusly: Chyna and rapper Tyga bonded over a mutual love of the letter “Y” and popped a sprog together. They eventually split. Tyga started seeing budding lip-care magnate Kylie Jenner – Rob’s younger sister – before Chyna and Rob embarked on a relationship themselves. 

That’s apparently caused some consternation amongst the remaining Kardashians and anyone else who puts stock in the intertwining relationships of absolute strangers. So, popping the question is a biiig deal – well, it’s always a big deal, but you know, now it’s a Kardashian big deal. 

The Saga Continues. 

Source and photo: Instagram. 

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