Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Are Expecting A Baby, More Attention

Rob Kardashian and his fiancée Blac Chyna are overcome with joy to announce that they will soon be getting more attention than ever before, and also, that they have a tiny person or something on the way. 
Rob made the news official when he shared a pregnant Chyna emoji on his Instagram. (By sheer, amazing coincidence, Blac Chyna happens to be launching her own line of emojis next week – SYNERGY!). 

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Per reports in People, Chyna is slightly salty because the Kardashians took control of the news and leaked it to the press without her. A ‘representative’ told the magazine:
“She would have preferred to have announced it on Mother’s Day herself, but her hand was forced. [The] other half of her family leaked her story so she had to announce it. The only people that knew from Chyna’s side [were] myself and Amber [Rose]. Her mother didn’t even know. [Chyna’s] moment was taken from her, which is really sad.”
We assume whoever made the emoji also knew of the pregnany, unless the Kardashians possess some kind of Men In Black memory wipe technology, which it not outside the realms of possibility.
Asked whether Chyna is pissed that Rob’s family stole her thunder, the rep said:
“It’s the business. There’s a TV show to promote.” 

Blac Chyna, soon to be Angela Kardashian, already has a child with Tyga, who is now dating her soon-to-be step-sister Kylie Jenner, who swallowed the spider to catch the fly. We think we’ll die.
Source: People.

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