You know what’s great? 

Junk food. 

A Syd Cafe’s Slinging Mi Goreng Jaffles ‘Cos Dreams Really Do Come True

You know what’s even greaterer

Junk food piled on top of other junk food, creating a greasy Frankenstein of deliciousness that’s greater and more powerful than the sum of its parts.

A Syd Cafe’s Slinging Mi Goreng Jaffles ‘Cos Dreams Really Do Come True 

Like, for example, this actual honest-to-goodness meal that you can purchase from Sydney establishment Dutch Smuggler:

That, my friends, is a Mi Goreng toastie, the latest on a long list of food hybrids that have made me say, Why the hell didn’t I think of that, swiftly followed by, Gimme

The legends at this little CBD kiosk haven’t stopped at one hit, though. This place also sports kegs (KEGS!) of espresso martinis, which they have on tap in the evenings. 

Mi goreng toasties. Martinis on tap. Darude‘s touring Australia

What a time to be alive.

Source: Broadsheet.

Image: Facebook / Dutch Smuggler