A Kid In Bundaberg Traded Lads Mags For A Sold Out Tub Of Golden Gaytime

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August 6, 2015

Here’s a sentence we can’t believe we’re writing: a kid in Bundaberg has traded soft-core porn for half a tub of Streets‘ much-hyped Golden Gaytime ice cream.

Bailey Logan, 8-year-old legend, inadvertently acquired a number of bike mags – complete with centrefolds of the nude and raunchy AF variety – after winning a lucky door prize at the Bargara Strawberry Fair on Saturday.

No one at the Bargara Strawberry Fair – which, btw, is organised by the Bunderberg Christian College – thought to give the prize a once over because they’re really casual about that stuff:

Don’t forget to check out the adult strawberry sculpting as a fun activity for the grown ups. 🙂

Posted by Bargara Strawberry Fair on Friday, July 31, 2015

Needless to say his mum Sarah confiscated that contraband as soon as she saw nipple.

Look, here she is putting her foot down:

The fuck-up was so LOL that local radio show Hitz 939‘s breakfast team Bryce and Trace interviewed Sarah yesterday, at which point the idea for the trade-off – being the four lad posters for a half-eaten tub of Golden Gaytime icecream, which is “the hottest property” in Bundy since it went on sale and immediately sold-out – was floated.

“We were like, while we’re on the phone, why don’t we do a swap deal?” Bryce told P.TV this morning. “And she was totally up for it. She ended up rocking up at the station half an hour after we got off the phone.”

Gloriously, you can watch the swap go down:

Bryce and Trace are still figuring out what to do with the posters; in the meantime, they’re sitting (face down) on Bryce’s desk. BECAUSE WHAT IF THE BOSS WALKED IN AND CAUGHT YOU WITH PORN, EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE DOING YOUR JOB?*