“Iggy Azalea flashed her junk at a bar mitzvah“, “Iggy Azalea flashed her vagina at a bar mitzvah” and “Iggy Azalea flashes crotch in serious wardrobe malfunction” are three variations on the same theme that all take as their central premise the notion that Iggy Azalea’s vagina recently played a crucial role not dissimilar from the Torah at a young Jewish man’s religious initiation ceremony.
There is, naturally, a video of the bar mitzvah performance courtesy of Baller Alert – who else? – which you can watch below and decide thereafter for yourself if Iggy Azalea’s vagina really did make a life-changing cameo appearance for an audience of pubescent adolescents during a performance of ‘*Booty’ before she soldiered on admirably, incapable of GAF.
Alternatively, if it’s the prospect of looking at people’s bits that gets you going, you can always Google literally anything or watch one of Iggy’s high-definition music videos.
Mazel tov, everyone. Today you are a man.
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