Violent Soho Signed Some Weapon’s Tomato Sauce Bottle Bong At Splendour

By now those of you who ventured up into North Byron for Splendour in the Grass will have had ample time to recover and begin piecing together the memories of all the awesome/dumb/ridiculous/hectic shit you got up to in those blessed handful of carefree days.

And if you’ve dared to actually brave the clearly torrid task of unpacking your bag, you might have finally revealed the swag you got whilst there.

Normally that’s all fairly standard fare. Y’know, t-shirts, muddy gumboots, someone else’s undies, maybe a necklace or a setlist if you were lucky enough to get close to the stage. Hell, a select few of you might have been savvy enough to be in the same place at the same time as some of the acts on the bill, leading to a happy snap or a signed item or two.

‘Course there’s having a half-interested waif scribble nonsense on your white t-shirt, and then there’s this.

Some absolute champion at Splendour apparently fashioned themselves a makeshift bong out of a bottle of tomato sauce, upon which confirmed champions Violent Soho were more than happy to lay down a John Hancock.

Look at the form. The audacity to rip one off through the squeezy nozzle. The co-branding with the Triple J legionnaires hat. Those crisp, golden orange speed dealers. Such poise. Such grace. Such YIEW.

We don’t know who you are, “Broz,” but we hope that badboy takes pride of place on the mantle of your sharehouse for at least the next couple of years (or until the lease runs out and you lose it during the move).

Hell fuck yeah.