Look, the stats don’t lie: at least 19 million Australians are currently getting lit at Splendour In The Grass, which means that us – the piteous leftovers – are walking these desolate streets like the bloody rapture has struck.
It’s a lonely existence, but it does have some perks: when Major Lazer drops a new track featuring Justin Bieber and MØ, we have the ability to dance like nobody is watching / love like we’ve never been hurt.
Cold Water is the latest cut from the booty-clap inducing producer and his ragamuffin protege, and it bears many of the chilled hallmarks of their previous work: slippery vocal yelps laid over some languid beats.
The track is a certified good time, which is probably what us dregs need while humanity converges in North Byron. Listen below:
(Reminder: this is what it looks like when the Biebs actually enters cold water. Do what you will with this information.)