WATCH: Justin Bieber Annoys All of London By Serenading Hailey Baldwin In Public

If there’s one thing I simply cannot stand in this world, it is couples who think everyone needs to see their love-fest. EVERYONE. Every single person, who does not know them personally, who frankly do not give a flying fuck about their love.

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I’m not talking about a little PDA. That’s fine, you’re in love, it’s cute. I’m talking about lavish displays of love – public proposals, hiring skywriters, blah blah fucken blah.

I suppose SOME people who do not know Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin do give a few fucks about their love, but surely we can all agree that Justin serenading Hailey outside Buckingham Palace is an extreme level of self-absorption and irritating narcissism, no?

According to Rolling StoneJustin and Hailey were just sightseeing when BAM! He decided to do an impromptu performance complete with acoustic guitar, singing his (!!!! he did his OWN COLLAB) 2016 Major Lazer collaboration “Cold Water” and a cover of Tracy Chapman’s “Fast Car”. Oh, my lord.

IDK like I know he’s famous and shit but COME ON, MAN. Just serenade her in your hotel room! In your likely GIANT private patio/garden bullshit that you have! On the entire island you can rent!

I hate this. I hate it so much, I wish someone would push him into the pond, that is all, goodbye.

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