This whole ‘human civilisation’ lark was great while it lasted, and we managed to achieve some pretty impressive things, like harnessing the power of fire, inventing democracy and creating the iPhone, but I guess we’re pretty much done now. It’s over. Time to pack this bitch on up and hand it over to the lizards or whoever’s coming next, and tell them “have fun, guys, and try not to fuck it up like we did the day THIS happened and it all came to a screeching halt.”
The above monstrosity is the video for their first song, which is all about the benefits of getting cosmetic surgery to fill whatever gaping void you have inside you. If the Jennifer Lawrence thing doesn’t pan out, Kitty Jay might want to consider a career impersonating Dawson’s Creek-era Monica Keena, because that’s a thing she could crush.
Have fun scrubbing this from your nightmares, everyone.
