Congratulations Southern Hemisphere: Unapologetic chart-topper and notoriously terrible tour guide, Rihanna, has greater-than-zero phucks to give about you, because she’s heading this way in September and October to present her ‘Diamonds World Tour’!

If you want her to make you feel like you’re the only girl in the world, tickets will go on sale to the general public, via Ticketek, at 9.00am (local time) Friday 22 March 2013. Or else, Visa cardholders can purchase advance tickets across all seating categories from 9.00am (local time) Friday 15 March 2013 until 5.00pm (local time) Monday 18 March 2013 or until presale tickets sell out at

RIHANNA Australian & NZ Tour:
September 24 – Perth Arena, PERTH AU
September 26 – Entertainment Centre, ADELAIDE AU
September 28 – Entertainment Centre, BRISBANE AU
September 30 – Rod Laver Arena, MELBOURNE AU
October 3 – Allphones Arena, SYDNEY AU
October 6 – Vector Arena, AUCKLAND NZ

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