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Her Holiness Beyonce Knowles arrives on horseback before gyrating on a car, hanging out with her posse of urban she devils, performing some insane upper-torso-only crumping and replica Michael Jackson moves, and finally kicks in to an almighty dance off against an army of penised people – all the while looking disarmingly like Jennifer Lopez in a bad blonde weave. The end.