This is not a drill: Queen Bey’s dad / ex-manager Mathew Knowles has legitimately launched a boot camp to teach aspiring stars ‘how to Beyoncé’, meaning he’s either out of money, dignity, or both.
Billed as ‘The Entertainment Industry: How Do I Get In?‘, Daddy Knowles is going to teach aspiring singers / dancers / and – let’s be real here – waiters, what it took him “20 years and thousands of dollars to learn firsthand.”
Beyoncé, FYI, dropped her dad as her manager in 2011 after two decades, during which he saw her evolve through the years as a member of GirlsTyme, then Destiny’s Child, then reaching her final evolution as ~*~ B E Y O N C E ~*~.
If you, too, want to be the next Beyoncé, or if you just actually want to *be* her, and meeting her dad will further your deluded pipe-dreams, then mark ‘October 25th’ in your calendars and book a one-way flight to Houston!!!
More details for your future career help from the – and we quote – “legendary, GRAMMY Award-winning record-label executive and executive producer of top-selling female group Destiny’s Child and father of superstar entertainers Beyoncé and Solange Knowles” are below and HERE.
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