In line with America’s No Basic Bitch Left Behind education policy, Beyoncé‘s dad Matthew Knowles has graciously offered up his time and talents to teach a college course in how to be more like his daughter.
According to the unimpeachable source that is Perez Hilton, the in-no-way creepy or opportunistic celebrity parent is offering up a day-long “intensive” course at Houston Community College this September.
The course is entitled ‘The Entertainment Industry: How Do I Get In?’, a question to which we’re genuinely hoping the answer is not “give poppa some sugar.”
The school’s website are referring to the course as a celebrity “boot camp”, which will allow attendees to “tap Knowles’ vast entertainment and music business expertise and leave with real information, contacts and strategies for their own successful entertainment endeavors.”
Various “industry insiders” will also make appearances at the event, although it’s fair to say that these insiders won’t include poor Kelly Rowland or Michelle Williams, unless there’s a unit in how to demoralise and emotionally destroy your nearest rivals.
Aspiring singers, song writers, agents, actors and others can hand over their hard-earned cash to Knowles to learn all of his management secrets, but none of them will ever be as effortlessly perfect as Beyoncé, so they may as well give up now.
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