Hadn’t quite wrapped your head around the Chris Brown and Soulja Boy beef? Me neither. And it just got significantly more confusing.
What we already knew was this: the infamously abusive Brown, and, well, Soulja Boy, are engaging in a literal boxing match due to Twitter fights over liking actress Karrueche Tran‘s (an ex-girlfriend of Brown’s) social media posts.
Floyd Mayweather, abusive male, is training Soulja Boy, and 50 Cent wants all his friends to invest in this hallowed celebrity event.
Only recently, however, was it announced that Donald Trump supporter, convicted abuser and boxer Mike Tyson is training up Brown.
As you’ve probably gathered, this is not a hugely great collection of people. Tyson was convicted of the rape of an 18-year-old, Mayweather has been charged with multiple counts of domestic violence, and Brown famously attacked Rihanna in 2009.
It’s all pretty fucking dire. So, naturally, Tyson chose to navigate this role in the only way he would know how: to drop an aggressive diss track about his opponent.
First off, Tyson posted an Instagram pic of him in a recording studio on Sunday, notifying followers that he was “Dropping heat.”
In studio. Dropping heat. Wait and see what this is about… pic.twitter.com/3jyDiUgcz6
— Mike Tyson (@MikeTyson) January 8, 2017
And heat he failed to dropeth. Tyson shared a 30-second preview of his anti-Soulja Boy tune, insightfully titled ‘It’s Going Down’.
“If you show up, it’s going down. I’m gonna teach him how to knock your ass out.” Tyson appears to aggressively scream this over and over, exclusively, but Brown is said to have a verse in the song, and a music video is in the works.
Sweet Holy Jesus. Brace yourselves for the apocalypse, folks.
Photo: Instagram / Mike Tyson.