Where I’m from we call this kind of thing a coke war. In Britain they just call it the GQ Men Of The Year awards. Whatevz.
Last night Lily Allen and Elton John got into a cat fight while presenting an award, with Lily kindly asking Elton to “Fuck off” to which Ol’ Rocket Man retorted “I could still snort you under the table”, which coincidentally will be the title of Lily’s next album.
Yet this may not be as straight forward as it appears. These things never are!
According to Urban Dictionary, snort can actually mean to fuck, which therefore would indicate that El-Jo can put out more than Lily anyday. So if it’s doing blow or blowing dudes, I think Elton’s got the upper hand either way. Sozz Lils.
