There are two things we dead-set love about Halloween – stocking up on ludicrous amounts of candy ‘just in case’ children show up to trick or treat, and critiquing the costumes that celebrities wear. This article is about one of those two things. Please enjoy:
Taylor Swift went as the actual, literal embodiment of every Taylor Swift song.
Fashion plate and possible Illuminati member Blue Ivy was born almost three years after Michael Jackson died. Let that sink in.
Bucking the trend for ‘sexy’ snack food costumes, Katy Perry went as a raw, un-airbrushed Cheeto.
We literally can’t even with this skunk costume. Well played, North West.
Kim Kardashian‘s costume will really get … *raises sunglasses* … under your skin.
This is just a little something Cara Delevingne threw together. Whatever, no big.
Drag queens: Doing Halloween a lot better than you since forever. Thanks, Sharon Needles.
Paris Hilton threw a ‘Sexy Haunted Mansion’ party because of course she did.
We haven’t watched Glee in a while but we’ll go ahead and assume that Chris Colfer‘s Grumpy Cat costume is more entertaining than the last couple of seasons combined.
Lucy Hale and Drew Osborne went meta.
AnnaLynne McCord and Erik Rudy went as zombie Karl Lagerfeld and his spooky plus one.
Zach Braff went as Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell went as himself. It was a beautiful moment.
There’s no way of knowing whether James Franco and Megan Fox were celebrating an early Halloween in this pic, or if this just happened. It’s really a 50/50 shot.
Same goes for Lady Gaga.
Kate Hudson‘s Day Of The Dead-inspired look was pretty.
It’s a hard knock life for Sarah Hyland and Katie Welch.
Poor Mason Disick‘s skeleton costume totally got upstaged by his aunt Kim’s. #kardashianproblems
