CUTE COUPLE ALERT: Mariah Carey And James Packer


Less than a month ago, the newly-emancipated Mariah Carey debuted the video for her song ‘Infinity’ on Match.Com, signalling that she was single and/or ready to mingle. 
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Apps will only get you so far, though, and having a mate who’s mates with a billionaire is a much more reliable bet if you want to wade around in a more rarefied dating pool.
That’s how Mariah landed James Packer, who by the way, is now DATING HER, AND THEY’RE PROBABLY KISSING AND DOING SEX STUFF AND EVERYTHING, HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS.

News and current affairs web portal TMZ report that the “fourth-wealthiest person down under” (shade) has been “aggressively pursuing” Carey for months, after mutual friend Brett Ratner introduced them.
Overnight, the pair were spotted holding hands in Capri, Italy, where they are currently taking an “extended vacation” on Packer’s yacht. They have reportedly been at it for “several weeks” without telling anybody, which is typical.
Carey has two children with her former husband Nick Cannon, while Packer has three with ex-wife Erica Baxter. May their newfound love take them to infiniteee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee-eee:

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