Courtney Love’s bizarre ramblings are disparate and incomprehensible at the best of times. Hence our surprise, when this liquorice all-sort actually managed to articulate what everyone else has been thinking, but no-one’s been brave enough to say.
“Do you ever feel like spite hate f**king John Mayer?” she Tweeted. Hmm, sounds interesting. Carry on.
So she gives us a scenario: “Say your f**king John Mayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times…” Wow. Now you say it, sure we do.
If she hadn’t already humiliated him quite enough with the threat of death- by- vagina, she goes on to tweet, “Mayer’s a little bland for me and youngish. I’ll do young, but he’s neither Yale Harvard Oxford and he’s not really rock, so not for me.”
Something tells me that Courtney may not be Johnny’s type either.
My favorite of Love’s tweets was “Just to put him in his place, he’s a better guitarist than me but not better in bed!” If Mayer described Jessica Simpson as “sexual napalm” (we’re guessing that means explosive) and “crack cocaine” in the sack, then we’re starting to imagine all the possible things he might say about ol’ Courtney. To keep it on the drug theme, I’m thinking “smacky hit of heroin” could be appropriate?
Seriously though, if I were John Mayer, I’d be fearing Courtney Love’s vagina more than death right now.
Although, if you think about it, maybe Love and Mayer are the perfect pair. They both enjoy mindless social networking, revealing a little bit too much (be it skin, or information) and of course, attention-seeking.
Mayer claimed recently that he “created a monster” after spilling details about his relationship with Jessica Simpson. That’s funny, cos Courtney Love is starting to look alot like the bride of Frankenstein.
Once again, made for each other.
Check out some of those colorful tweets below…
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