Cher Sells The Keys To Adelaide On Ebay

The people of Adelaide aren’t happy with the ageless one. In an apparent purge of useless shit I don’t need anymore Cher has put the keys to Adelaide to auction on eBay alongside other personal ephemera like “personally owned” fitness books and a photo of her greeting Queen Elizabeth. A seller by the name of Authentic_Cher, the musician’s official “personal consignor”, put the keys up for auction

“Cher receives many awards and gifts from all over the world. And she is always humbled and touched by these gracious gestures. At certain times she goes through her huge collection and decides to share many of these special treasures with her fans, with all the proceeds going to Cher’s Charitable Foundation. Please know that the proceeds for this auction and everything on Authentic_Cher are helping people all over the world through Cher’s charitable and humanitarian endeavors. I think the city of Adelaide should be proud of what this plaque & key are doing for those in need or suffering. Cher is incredible, kind and generous and in no way meant to slight the people of Adelaide.”

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