Potentially overshadowing any press that will spring from the 72nd Golden Globes today, all killer, no filter Beyonce has dropped this bombshell on instagram today, sans caption.
You guys, is that a baby bump made out of sand that could be easily misconstrued by the beyhive as a suggestion for an IRL bey-by bump underneath, or is that a baby bump made out of sand that could be easily misconstrued by the beyhive as a suggestion for an IRL bey-by bump underneath?!? Or, much like one commenter so rightly put it: Double peace sign emoji indeed, folks.
Let’s break this down.
What we’ve got here is one of two things:
1. A hella kewt beach snap of Beyonce (what hemisphere are you even in rn, Bey, to have weather that is conducive to beach hangs and sand mounds?), trying out for size the low culture art form of us lesser beings: covering yourself in sand, making sure there’s adequate tits (not sure about that right one tho, tbh), and having zero regrets.
2. The most ant-climatic pregnancy announcement that Beyonce has ever seen.
Actually, there is a third option here. She could just be trolling us all – note them shades, that smirk – in which case: suave move, Bey.