Online snarkfest Go Fug Yourself is synonymous with the (sometimes unfair) critiquing of celebrities’ sartorial choices. Their latest victim is pop princess Ashlee Simpson who appeared in local label Ellery at the Australian MTV Awards.
The post jokingly assumes the role of Simpson and Wentz who debate the use of the Ellery dress’ back draping as a baby sling. Go Fug Yourself, it’s painfully clear that the real Fashion atrocity here is Wentz’s hair not the dress! Read the faux-dialogue below…
PETE WENTZ: Ashlee? You’re supposed to be smiling more.
ASHLEE SIMPSON-WENTZ: Pete? Honey pie? You’re not smiling either.
PETE: You’re the one who said, “Oh, everyone thinks we’re having marital problems. We have to be HAPPY.”
ASHLEE: Just because I’m not showing my teeth doesn’t mean I’m not smiling. See? I have an upturn to my mouth. I’m just being STYLISH. What’s your excuse?
PETE: My excuse is that you’re not being stylish, and I’m aggravated.
ASHLEE: Said the boy whose pants are riding up over his socks.
PETE: Seriously, what are you wearing?
ASHLEE: It’s FABULOUS. You just don’t get it. I sewed a cape onto my dress in the shape of an infant sling! That way, I can wear this and bring the baby out with us. Or just use it as my purse. Or just remind everyone that I am both hip AND a grounded mother who always has her child in her heart.
PETE: It’s insane. You look like a witch. You’re going to catch that thing on a chair and fall over and concuss yourself and probably get amnesia, and THEN where will we be?!?
ASHLEE: On the cover of People?
PETE: … Hmm. Actually, that’s not a bad silver lining. Just try not to have the kid in it when it happens.
