IKEA Releases Individual Couple’s Doonas Bc You’re All Revolting Bed Hogs

Hell hath no fury like your significant other when you steal the doona in the middle of the night. Even though 90% of the time they’re unconscious when they do it and therefore can’t control their actions, they’ll still get absolutely destroyed for leaving their partner out in the freezing cold.

I have dated several doona hogs. Haven’t we all? Or maybe you’re the doona hog. A doona hog never admits they’re a hog, so you’re probably shaking your head right now. If anything, they’ll try and tell you that YOU’RE the doona hog! Outrageous lie! You’re totally a hog.

Thing is, this is an entirely non-Swedish issue. See, the people of Sweden know what’s up – they have not one doona, but two doonas on their beds, meaning each individual gets their own personal blankie and no fights ensue.

IKEA are now trying to educate us plebs on the dual-doona concept, releasing a set of doonas designed to be used by couples who share one bed.

Source: IKEA

“Many of us find that not getting a good night’s sleep is becoming a regular occurrence,” IKEA said in a release. “This is why we have introduced this traditional Swedish sleep trend of using two single duvets instead of a double – allowing couples to select a duvet from the bundle that suits them.”

The TOG-ether set launched in the UK this week – but surely will also make it’s way to Oz shores soon, considering we too have NFI when it comes to doona politics.