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It’s a pretty fkn solid day to be alive, folks — the sun is out (here in Melbs anyway), I just had the most bussin’ bagel ever, and I just found out that Adairs’ massive Linen Lovers sale is now live!

From bedding and linen to outdoor goodies and furniture, you can finally decorate that room we both know you’ve been putting off for months (read: years).

Adairs is even going as far as calling it their biggest shopping event of the year, so don’t wait around until Black Friday or Boxing Day — get your shit together now. Especially if you wanna lock down some Christmas pressies early (and on the cheap).

Now, at this point, I know what you’re thinking, just shut up and give us the discount deets already. Well, I’m glad you asked because you can cop a solid 40% (!!!!) off full-price items and get another 20% off already reduced items.

How’s that for a cheeky Wednesday splurge?

So how does it work? 

First things first, because this is a Linen Lovers exclusive sale event, you’re going to need to be a subscribed member to shop the discounted goodies.

Annoying, I know, but thankfully it only costs $19.95 for a two-year subscription. That works out to be 83 cents a month in the scheme of things, which is a small price to pay for the large discounts you’ll be receiving.

BTW, the membership also scores you up to 10% off on most products year-round, a $20 off welcome voucher, exclusive offers and access to shopping events, free standard shipping and returns, as well as prizes. So, you’ll make up your $20 sign-up fee in no time.

Interested? You can sign up for Adairs Linen Lovers or find more deets here.

When is it?

This sale is live on Adairs’ online site right now and runs until Friday, November 4. You’ll also be able to access the discounts in-store from Thursday for anyone who likes to sus their homewares in the flesh.

After Friday, the discounts will then drop down to 30% off full-priced items and 15% off already reduced ones until Wednesday, November 9 — which is still a pretty juicy discount TBH.

What banging deals are on offer?

From the looks of things, the 40% off discount extends site-wide across all, if not most, full-priced and sale items in Adairs’ bedding, furniture, bathroom, bedroom, home & outdoor range and more.

And because I love nothing more than trawling through every homeware site there ever was looking for room inspo, I took the liberty of sussing some of my top Adairs furniture and bedding picks for y’all.

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Adairs Venezia Ivory Arch Mirror, $149.99 (usually $249.99)

Adairs Is Slinging An Epic 40% Off Sitewide RN If Ya Wanna Stuff Yr Chrissy Stockings Early

Adairs Sun Check Golden Multi Bath Mat, $29.99 (usually $49.99)

Adairs Is Slinging An Epic 40% Off Sitewide RN If Ya Wanna Stuff Yr Chrissy Stockings Early

Adairs Amber Cloud Vase, $47.99 (usually $79.99)

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Adairs Bedding Home Republic Vintage Washed Linen Check Quilt Cover, $179.99 (usually $299.99)

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Adairs LED Deep Green Christmas Tree 6ft, $257.99 (usually $429.99)

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Adairs Furniture Stockholm Natural Bedhead, $269.99 (usually $449.99)

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Adairs Advent Calendar Natural & White Festive Decorative Scene, $29.99 (usually $49.99)

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Adairs Amelia Peach Drinkware, $8.99 (usually $14.99)

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Adairs Elora Black & Natural Check Linen Throw, $95.99 (usually $159.99)

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Adairs Greenwich Boucle Ivory Cushion, $47.99 (usually $79.99)

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Adairs Flinders Rugged Cliff Framed Wall Art, $77.99 (usually $129.99)

Adairs Is Slinging An Epic 40% Off Sitewide RN If Ya Wanna Stuff Yr Chrissy Stockings Early

Adairs Moma White Modern Canvas $149.99 (usually $249.99)

Happy shopping, ya gremlins.

Image: Adairs