If you’re looking for a reason to never set foot in a gym again, here you bloody go: a German man had to be sedated for three hours while local firies used heavy machinery to take apart a gym weight plate, which he had got his dick stuck in.
Yes, my friends: people exist on this earth who somehow think the gym is simply full of objects just crying out to have a human member thrust into them. Including 2.5kg weights.
I guess they do have a hole in the middle?
The fire brigade in Worms, which is apparently the name of a real town in Germany, posted on Facebook about the awkward incident. They said that they needed to employ the use of angle grinders and a hydraulic rescue device to achieve the three-hour pecker-rescue.
Roughly translated (thanks, Google), the message says they were “called to the hospital in Worms. One person had a very sensitive part of the body trapped in the hole of a 2.5 kg-dumbbell disc.”
They also begged the public to not try this themselves, at home, in the gym, or anywhere, with the extremely German solicitation: “Please do not imitate such actions!”
We strongly recommend clicking through to the Facebook post to see multitudes of German-speakers tagging each other and saying, “Is this you?”, proving that ragging on your mates is an international pastime and we are truly living in a golden age of the global village.
Also people get their dicks stuck in gym weights now. What a time to be alive.
