~ Urgent PSA for any and all penis-owners who keep mobile phones in their pockets / on their bedside tables at night ~
A study published in the journal Reproductive BioMedicine is fuelling fears of a link between prevalent mobile phone use and decreased fertility rates in men, because of heat and radio frequency electromagnetic radiation emitted from the devices.
The study involved 106 men attending a fertility clinic in Israel; they filled out a detailed questionnaire, including medical conditions that could effect their splooge, and comprehensive questions about their mobile phone usage.
We should stress that the subject group was small, but the findings are still alarming – they indicated the jizz concentration of men who carried their phones less than 30cm from the groin decreased to abnormal levels.
They also concluded that talking on a mobile phone for more than one hour a day and talking while charging your phone doubled likelihood of a low sperm count.
Can also increase your potential of Bevis ball-juice.
“Our findings suggest that certain aspects of cell phone usage may bear adverse effects on sperm concentration. Investigation using large-scale studies is needed,” says lead author of the report, Ariel Zilberlicht.
“In light of the research findings it is certainly recommended to shorten the duration of calls, not to carry the phone near the groin, not to sleep next to it, not to talk while it is being charged – in fact, it is better to turn it off while it is being charged – and to use a headset or hands-free kit whenever possible.”
The best alternative we can think of? This:
Source: The Australian.
