Calling all people with peens! The Aussie average penis size has been revealed, and we’ve kinda gone up the ranks in the world … by one jump.
Thanks to a study conducted by World Data, we have access to the most important info ever — the average penis size of each country.
The new study found Ecuador to have the largest average penis size, measuring at a whopping 17.61cm (6.93 inches). In second place is Cameroon, with an average peen size of 16.67cm (6.56 inches) and in third place is Bolivia, measuring up to 16.51cm (6.5 inches).
As for Aussies? Well, I mean, we ranked better than last year, but our average penis size stayed the same as in 2022.
This year, we’ve jumped from 43rd to 42nd on the World Data peen chart. The Australian average penis size measures up to a monstrous 14.46cm (5.69 inches). Okay, maybe not monstrous, but it’s still good … I think!
If it makes you feel any better, the US ranked 60th on the penis chart, measuring up to 13.58cm (5.34 inches), and the UK ranked 68th, with an average penis size of 13.13cm (5.16 inches).
As for the bottom three: the Philippines measured 10.85cm (4.27 inches). Myanmar had an average penis size of 10.70cm (4.2 inches). And in last place is Cambodia, measuring up to 10.04cm (3.95 inches).
Look, I’ve never really understood the whole size thing. I’ve always had a vag, so I don’t think this chart is for me. However, World Data says that “no other topic on this website has been asked for more often than the average size of male genitalia.”
So, I guess that makes this info a ‘yuge deal.
But if you’re not too happy with the way your home country is ranked, do not fret! According to research published by Frontiers in Psychology, men are likely to lie about their penis size (not shocked), so maybe the chart could be a load of BS.
To look on the brighter side, at least Australia went up a rank! Good bloody job!
