While we’re talking about Avengers: Infinity War, some extremely eager AF fans have rushed to cinema screenings in an attempt to capture dodgy recordings of the film. It’s what you’d expect from a highly-anticipated Marvel movie that fans will want to watch over and over. Except they don’t want to pay for a ticket again.
So just one day after the film’s international release, dodgy links (you know the ones) are popping up everywhere and disappearing about three seconds later because Disney are bloodhounds for dodgy links.
I like to separate these valiant efforts into three tiers:
- The Classic
- The Funny
- The Batshit Crazy
Tier One
In terms of tier one you have your classic Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram and Putlocker links. The ones that always get spammed – and will probably get spammed in the Facebook comments of this article post.
Here’s a classic example:
https://twitter.com/AvengersFull/status/989391828561551360
Apparently, some of these actually work according to desparado twitter users but it’s honestly not worth the virus.
Tier Two
First they appeared deeply buried in the dark realms of Reddit. They didn’t last very long though and were hastily removed, much to the dismay of redditors.
Then, and unsurprisingly, little snippets of the film ended up on bloody Pornhub. People are that wet for Thanos.
You can look for yourselves if you’re keen although the videos are disappearing pretty quick, nowhere’s safe.
Just in case your partner and or dog/ cat is around, here’s a bleached-asshole-free screenshot of this tremendously shot recording.
But mates really, how fucking desperate could you be to watch a snippet FROM THAT ANGLE? Although, if you get off on cute reactions then yeah fair enough because people applaud and it’s all very fandom-y and you’ll get turned on and or hyped.
There’s also an “AVENGERS INFINITY WARS LAST TEN MINUTES” in the mix and look, it took a lot of self control, but I didn’t click on it.
Tier Three:
Fans or most probably, a crazy bot have uploaded dodgy AF links of Infinity Wars to a forum on – wait for it – Christina Perri’s website. Christina Perri, the one with a hit song from 2011. Mates, how and why? That is literally the most random place to chuck in a link to a film but I guess ‘random’ is the way to go in this case.
The entire post looks dodgy as hell and I’m not clicking it in case my laptop explodes but the link to the forum post is HERE if you ever wondered how far the Marvel universe stretches.
Have yet to give into spoilers? Well done.
But look, if you’re super curious about the whole thang and want a spoiler-less review then give ours a cheeky peek HERE.
And remember kids *intimidating but edgy voice* “Piracy, it’s a crime.”
