Zac Efron To Star Opposite The Rock In The Baywatch Film


In what is CLEARLY going to top Magic Mike XXL for most number of minutes an actor appears on screen shirtless in a film, Zac Efron has just been cast in the Baywatch film opposite Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and now both require baby oil, if anyone’s got some:


The oft-rewritten script seems to finally have settled on a plot, now a far cry from the original ‘shark attacks lead to drug smuggling ring bust‘ – HOW??? – and this time brought to you by writing duo Damian Shannon and Mark Swift, the pals behind ‘Friday the 13th‘ and ‘Freddy vs Jason‘:

“The story centres on a by-the-book and very serious lifeguard (Johnson) who is forced to team up with a young rule-flouting hothead (Efron) in order to save their beach from environmental destruction at the hands of an oil tycoon.” – THR

Make this shit up you cannot. According to ‘insiders’, producers Beau Flynn (Hercules; Red Dawn) and Ivan Reitman (Ghostbusters; I Love You, Man) are aiming for a ‘21 Jump Street‘ balance of story-line and self aware humour, which seems to be the only sensible way to tackle an 11 season long TV show about lifesavers in slow-motion.

A Pamela Anderson-type is yet to be announced, presumably because they’re trying to find an actress who strikes just the right balance of boobs and willingness to bounce them in a red one piece.

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via THR.

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