A Eulogy For Zac Efron’s Insane ‘Baywatch’ Abs, Which Are Now Officially Retired

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In news that is sure to make your self-iso Friday slightly worse, Zac Efron has straight up decided he’s never going to have *those* Baywatch abs ever again.

Zac Efron (aka your teenage sexual awakening) is known for two things: the Disney Channel Original Movie High School Musical and his rock-hard abs.

In case you’re unfamiliar with Efron’s abs, please familiarise yourself with the following video.

If that wasn’t enough, let me give you some more evidence that this man is RIPPED,

Unfortunately, in his recent appearance on Hot Ones, real life Hot One Zac Efron explained that he has no interest in being in his Baywatch shape ever again.

“That was actually a really important time,” Efron said. “I realized that when I was done with that movie, I don’t ever want to be in that good of shape again. It was so hard.”

It turns out being a certified megababe is harder than it looks. And so, our lord and saviour Zac Efron has decided to give up on the abs that made us all thirsty as fuck.

“You’re working with almost no wiggle room,” he said. “You got things like water under your skin that you’re worrying about, making your six-pack into a four-pack. Shit like that. It’s just stupid and it’s not real.”

“I’m happy that it worked and I’m happy that it got me through it,” Efron continued. “I may do it again if there’s something worthwhile, but [I’ll] wait till it gets to that. I don’t need it.”

Rest in Peace Zac Efron’s washboard six-pack. You will be missed.

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