Yeesh, Ballerinas Are Damn Mad At Kendall Jenner’s “Pathetic” Vogue Shoot

 

Yowzaaaaaaa. 

Fashun fiends might know that Kendall Jenner was on the cover of Vogue Spain this month, covered in red ruffles and looking – as Rob Thomas and Santana say in iconic 1999 track ‘Smooth‘ – like a gorgeous“muñequita, a Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa”. ()

Along with the cover and editorial, Vogue Spain released an incredibly Vogue-like video of Kendall languidly dancing around an arty, light-filled studio with ballet slippers and swaddled in an assortment of dreamy jumpers and tutus.

While this might seem rather atypical of a fashion magazine, you’d be wrong to think it. 

Because rather than being a light-hearted video about the nostalgia of childhood ballet lessons and the innocent, unfulfilled dreams of youth, it was actually made purely to fucking RUIN the happiness and destroy the serotonin levels of all ballerinas. 

Or so you would think. Because these ballerinas are mad, dude. Oh god they’re so mad. They are spitting hatred with the fire of a thousand suns. 

Here’s the video: 

Innocent, right? NOPE, GET FUCKED, THE BALLERINAS HATE YOU. 

Nothing against Kendall Jenner, but cast an actual ballet dancer instead, maybe? @VogueSpain

— Jenn (@imjenntai) September 20, 2016

Kendall can’t even get over her box. smh plz don’t touch the art form that is ballet ur ruining it Kendall Jenner I am disgusted pic.twitter.com/Ww4gaLrt4K

— sebreeze (@Sebreezus) September 20, 2016

FYI Kendall Jenner in Vogue doing “ballet” isn’t pretty or healthy or correct #bye pic.twitter.com/4SejJim5SO

— Lila (@Lila_Gabriel_) September 20, 2016

I was a fan of Kendall Jenner until she was hired to do a ballet/pointe shoot and made every dancer look completely stupid.

— Lydia Allen (@LydiaAl63323552) September 20, 2016

if you go into a ballet class lookin like kendall jenner in her new photos you WILL get kicked out

— lydnado?????? (@Iyderally) September 20, 2016

is it acceptable for me to be upset that kendall jenner did a ballet photoshoot when there are so many talented dancers more capable…??

— mia (@mmmmmiiiiia) September 20, 2016

Kendall Jenner’s “ballet” photoshoot has me 10,000 levels of heated.

— Abigail (@dancing_gladi8r) September 20, 2016

Kendall Jenner’s “ballet” pics make me want to vomit

— Sarah (@SarahGarrett5) September 20, 2016

I am formally requesting an apology from @KendallJenner & @voguemagazine for that weird ballet video. Please stop. ??

— Tori Archer (@victorienka) September 17, 2016

Kendall Jenner get the ballet shoes off

— jordan (@jordanpratko) September 17, 2016

ALRIGHT I REQUEST THAT FASHION INDUSTRIES STOP MAKING PEOPLE LIKE KENDALL JENNER DO BALLET FOR ADVERTISING. SHE IS EMBARRASSING HERSELF

— kenz :o) (@wormaesthetic) September 15, 2016

I am exhausted yet cannot sleep because I’m having NIGHTMARES about Kendall Jenner trying to do ballet and I’m so OFFENDED it hurts

— Jenna (@NotHoboSheep) September 20, 2016

Kendall Jenner pretending she knows anything about ballet is truly the most offensive thing of 2016…

— Toby Flenderson (@Annalisep98) September 20, 2016

Most ballet supply stores wont even let u buy pointe shoes w/o approval from ur instructor so clearly Kendall Jenner is way out of her lane.

— Emily Morton (@Emily_Morton_) September 20, 2016

Allegedly, dance instructor Abby Lee Miller from ‘Dance Moms’ even commented on Kendall’s IG post about the editorial, telling her how bad her form was. 

The comments from the Insta in question are now all blocked:

“but i cannot be a fan of this shoot” ok but nobody ask you shit anyway. why you trying to be relevant tho @Abby_Lee_Miller pic.twitter.com/vnJ7ga2s47

— ?? (@AdoreJenner) September 20, 2016

Abby Lee Miller commented on Kendall Jenner’s vogue ballet pictures to tell her how bad she is I’m shook.

— ?Haisley Palmer? (@HaisleyP) September 20, 2016

Source: Vogue España / Twitter. 

Photo: Instagram / @kendalljenner.