WOMAN CHOKES ON HOT DOG AND DIES AT CHICAGO BASEBALL GAME

While eating a hotdog (an activity not normally denoting “DANGER” in caps or flashing lights or otherwise) a 28-year-old school teacher died at a baseball game on Sunday. 
She apparently didn’t audibly choke or make much noise at all, and was simply unable to be revived by medical personnel when everyone had cottoned on to wtf was happening. Allegedly a huge baseball fan, the tragedy occurred right before the Chicago Cubs’ game against the Cincinnati Reds, meaning Maureen Oleskiewicz didn’t catch any of the game.
She was pronounced dead on Tuesday at a nearby Chicago hospital.

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