If you were watching the Golden Globes during the day yesterday or later at night during a repeat screening on FOX 8 and then again FOX 8 +2 because you literally cannot get enough GLAMOUR in your life, you might’ve noticed Fifty Shades of Grey’s titular sadomasochist lite Jamie Dornan and his dithering sexual protégé Dakota Johnson present an award to themselves for ‘The Least Amount of Onscreen Chemistry.’
To compound matters, a new trailer for Fifty Shades aired during the Stateside broadcast. For the first time on celluloid, this one contains a momentary glimpse Rita Ora and thus it has already been blood-let of any and all charisma.
While both videos presented above and below for your consideration bank on phrases like ‘romance’ and ‘comes to life’, ‘dramatic tension’ and ‘actress’ respectively, when it comes to the matter of which of these two Fifty Shades videos contains less chemistry, there can only be one answer.
It’s a draw. Nobody wins.
Fifty Shades of Grey, directed by Sam Taylor Wood, cry wanks into cinemas a month from now on Valentine’s Day.
