WATCH: The Horny New ‘Fifty Shades Freed’ Teaser Is Here To, Well, Tease

When the Fifty Shades saga first burst from bookshelves and into the awkwardly horny bus rides of readers worldwide, it still felt like incessant luxury courtesy of a rogue businessman was somehow aspirational. The politics of 2017 dictate that such gaudy displays of opulence are not so hot, especially considering the bloke running things in the US. The classic abs-emerging-from-the-ocean shot, though? That’ll never go out of style.

So, the first trailer for Fifty Shades Freed rolls on, showcasing the ongoing relationship between the Grey couple and the lead up to that bonkers wedding. Shots of beachside retreats, private jets, and dress-laden chandeliers are interspersed with some of those trademark naughty scenes between Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan) and Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson).

You know what you’re getting here, and you’ll be seeing a lot more of it when the film arrives on Valentine’s Day next year. Of course. Cop an eyeful below.

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