Aaarrrgghh. Here it is, the first moment of true eye-clawing, couch-shredding cringe that this year’s ‘The Bachelor‘ has gifted us with. Prepare yourself for the iciest of ice-cold brush-offs.
The scene: a group date in the form of a bunch of retro photo shoots. The players: Matty J, the hunky dork who’s stolen Australia‘s hearts, and Leah, an architecture student with a serious case of line-step-itis.
The cringe: she tried to mack on him in front of everyone and he nearly fell off his Danny Zuko motorbike trying to remain un-macked.
Watch it and try not to let your soul leave your body on a heady updraft of second-hand mortification. JUST TRY.
— The Bachelor Aus (@TheBachelorAU) July 27, 2017
Oh my god, Leah.
— Julia Duong (@juliaduong) July 27, 2017
Matty: i dont mean to be rude
Matty internally: when will the producers let me get rid of her #TheBachelorAU
— Cle-mow (@clemow_kelly) July 27, 2017
— Andrew (@IAMAROD19) July 27, 2017
— Sean Peter-Budge (@SeanPeterBudge) July 27, 2017
It’s going to take a full team of search and rescue experts to retrieve her from the chasm of embarrassment that I assume opened beneath her feet as soon as she walked out of shot.
Good lord, THIS SHOW.
Image: The Bachelor.