Leah’s Dismal ‘Bachelor’ Kiss Was Schadenfreude Fuel For The Whole Nation

We’re two episodes into The Bachelor’s latest season and goddamn, producers have already managed to portray some of the contestants as tried-and-true archetypes. Viewers haven’t taken long to pick their favourites based on their limited screen-time, and the exact inverse is true: villains have been identified.

Yes, we’re talking about Leah. And yes, reactions to her failed kiss with your bae Matty J proved her attempted macking was enough schadenfreude fuel for the entire nation. In case you somehow missed the climactic moment, or wish to relive the cringe, please observe:

The general consensus among viewers was “um, sweetie, no.” Of course, Twitter provided a handy platform for people to be a touch more vicious than that.

The rejection bolstered support of the already-adored Matty J, too. His impeccable leaning technique inspired praise from punters, who also would have hyperextended their spines to escape a premature pecking.

Some of that goodwill was erased when Matty J handed her a rose.

But look, this is just setting the scene for another woeful attempt to suck face – and another rejection. Get ready, Australia.

Photo: The Bachelor / Channel 10.

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