WATCH: Ricky Gervais’ Globes Monologue Rustles Celebs’ Jimmies Real Good

Last week, notorious IDGAFer Ricky Gervais primed us early for what to expect of his fourth sledge-fest hosting gig at the Golden Globes:

And earlier today we were treated to a pre-show taste-test involving the word ‘cunt’, lovingly tweeted before he left the comfort of his frequently-used-and-selfied-in bath:

The 9-minute rip-in was Ricky at his jimmy rustling best, with jibes about the Hollywood Foreign Press wanking him off, a few choice jokes about #equalpay in Tinseltown and an interesting bit about shoving his Golden Globe up his butthole.
The only questionable joke, that felt fkn tired? One about Caitlyn Jenner.
“I’m going to nice tonight,” he said. “I’ve changed. Of course, not as much as Bruce Jenner.”

And then: “She didn’t do much for women drivers,” a reference to the car accident Jenner was in last year, which led to the death of one person.
Watch the monologue in full here:
Source: YouTube.