The second cinematic edition of baby’s first BDSM / Twilight fan fiction megaseries Fifty Shades is incoming in the form of Fifty Shades Darker, which is sure to please horny mums the world over.

After a first showing, we’ve now got trailer number two Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson still have absolutely zero chemistry to speak of, but the sure do smooch a helluva lot. She also says she’s ‘hungry’ in the flattest, least interesting voice imaginable.

It also features a lovely elevator fingering. Because every randy devil the world over knows that the hottest thing imaginable is being fingered in a crowded lift. Nice.

Have a peek:

Lovely. The new Fifty Shades explodes onto your cinema screens in February.

Source: YouTube.