Watch Matt Okine Burn In Paris Hilton’s Magnum Opus ‘House Of Wax’

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What is life but a house made of wax?

As humans we construct intricate bonds and weave a plethora of tangled webs, but for what? Our very existence is fleeting and one day we are all destined to return to the Earth from whence we came.

So, Paris Hilton, right. She was a supporting character in this movie back in 2005 and triple j‘s own Matt Okine played — well, more of a supporting piece of furniture, really.

For anyone who was an odd kid and enjoyed watching horror movies in the early 2000s, you would have seen the Elisha Cuthbert, Jared Padalecki and Chad Michael Murray-helmed remake of the 1953 classic ‘House Of Wax‘.
To everyone else: It’s an awe-inspiringly terrible movie and you should watch it immediately.

This is literally it:

Literally.

Soundtrack feat. Karen O:

Thanks to the generous breaks of tax variety from our government, principal filming was done on Australia’s own Gold Coast; which is where old mate Okine comes in. As a young actor he took the chance to get himself Madame Tussauded and his 360 selfie, despite being incinerated, was captured by the magic of motion picture.

~R.I.P.~