If, like every other person on the damn planet, you have long fantasised about seeing a film in which a nude Matt Damon fights monsters on a foggy Great Wall of China, then you are absolutely in luck: the film ‘Great Wall’ appears to tick all of those boxes. Except the nude part.
It’s an English-language film outta China, and it’s directed by Zhang Yimou, who also directed House Of Flying Daggers, which absolutely rules if you haven’t seen it. Why are you still reading this? Go watch House of Flying Daggers.
I’m not sure why there’s a white dude fighting monsters in medieval China, but surely these answers will come in time.
The film drops in February next year.
Source: YouTube.
