Real talk, they latched on to the singular primordial instinct responsible for every relationship since the dawn of time: the need to make babies. It’s all about makin’ babies.
So, hilariously, tonight saw the introduction of baby simulators during an absolute wreck of a group date. Read: little, sprog-shaped dolls that require feeding, changing, and the occasional bum pat were handed out while the whole crew played minigolf.
Of course, it wasn’t putt putt that the women were really competing in, it was the act of caring for those plastic tykes… which were secretly loaded with sensors to monitor how many times Megan hurled hers on the turf how meticulous the would-be mums were.
In that endeavour, Nikki was rewarded for being moderately motherly with a single baby-less date with the man himself. As the pair locked lips on-screen, Osher himself unloaded on the day’s events, and revealed the fucking hilarious truth:
Someone managed to kill their goddamn baby.
FYI: on a scale of 0-100, one of the babies scored in the negative.
The tech on site said “Oh shit, xx’s baby’s dead!”
Oops.#TheBachelorAU— (((Osher Günsberg))) (@oshergunsberg) August 10, 2016
In any case, you can basically bank on Nikki making the last three: Richie truly doesn’t seem like the kinda bloke who’d devote his life to someone so heartless. We hope.
Source and photo: TenPlay.
