Yeah, it’s true. Donald Trump has given his billionaire guarantee that he, as a republican president of the United States, will make sure America is a respected country once more.
The real estate developer/reality TV star/pageant owner is the latest celeb to stake a claim for the Commander in Chief position and says he will make up his mind by June as to whether he will join Republican politics. Trump assured the audience that he is “well acquainted with winning” and that was “what this country needs now”. If he does decide to run, America can be assured that he will have no trouble raising the capital for the campaign.
While Republicans cheered certain aspects of his speech and hissed others, one thing for sure was the unanimous suspicion surrounding his untameable hairstyle. Looking much like a lion with a combover, Trump pursed his lips and delivered a speech reminiscent of his predecessors.
I’m fired, aren’t I?
