Troye Sivan’s New Bop Is 100% About Copping The D For The First Time & Hoo Boy

G-g-guys, Troye Sivan just dropped one helluva bop and lyric video for his new tune Bloom so yes, your weekend anthem is officially sorted now.

If you’ve yet to chuck the video a view, you can do so below with the knowledge the new single is already trending at No. 1 on Twitter worldwide because it’s that bloody good.

But wait a fine second ‘cos is Bloom about bottoming AKA anal sex for the first time? Well, gather ’round children because we’re about to turn this into a saucy literature class labelled “Bloom: An Investigation.”  

So lyrics,

Take a trip into my garden
I’ve got so much to show ya
The fountains and the waters
Are begging just to know ya

I MEAN… if someone’s taking a trip into your secret garden – well I wonder what that could be insinuating?

And it’s true, baby
I’ve been saving this for you, baby

I guess it’s something like a fun fair
Put gas into the motor
And boy I’ll meet you right there
We’ll ride the rollercoaster


Tell me right before it goes down
Promise me you’ll
Hold my hand if I get scared now
Might tell you to
Take a second, baby, slow it down
You should know I, you should know I…

(Yeah I bloom) I bloom just for you
(I bloom) just for you
(Yeah I bloom) I bloom just for you
(I bloom) just for you
Come on, baby, play me like a love song
Every time it comes on
I get this sweet desire
(Yeah I bloom) I bloom just for you
(I bloom) just for you…

Now, whatever could “bloom” mean in this context?

Also, Troye posted and deleted this baby so ???



God, I love Twitter.

Innocent blooming flower or beautiful orgasm?

Anywhoo, the lyric video is the marvellous work of 3D artist Jason Ebeyer and mates, you have to agree it’s deliciously and undeniably slick as is 3D animated Troye. Who would’ve thunk it?

Of course, this all comes as baby boy Troye teased a snippet of the video and tune yesterday, much to the extreme happiness of very eager fans around the world.

Bloom is off the 22-year old’s brand new album which will also feature The Good Side and My My My. And because that’s not enough, there’ll also be a duet with Ariana Grande ‘cos why not. Troye’s yet to unleash the album title on us all but it’s looking to be pretty soon.

No surprise, Twitter is absolutely frothin’ the song and vid.

Whatta mood.

Troye’s also absolutely chuffed with how well the song’s already doing.

As is song co-writer Leland (Brett McLaughlin). Leland likes to lend his talent to other power houses like Selena Gomez and Daya. 

Bloom’s available on Spotify, Google Play, and Deezer and you can find out more HERE.

But if that’s not enough for ya (understandable), Troye’s also got his own fab app out full of exclusive content like behind the scenes specials, photo shoots, early reveals of lyrics and artwork, and early access to ticket sales which is a pretty sweeeet deal. You can learn more about the app and download it HERE.

P.S Troye is such a human sunbeam he’s apparently doing this for fans too…

So much love and pride for Aussie talent doing amazing things in amazing places.