Top 5 Things That Didn’t Last As Long As Berlusconi’s Leadership

Italian Prime Minister and ‘bunga bunga’ star Silvio Berlusconi stood down from his position early this morning. He is the latest casualty of the eurozone economic crisis which has thus far affected almost every country in the European Union bar Germany.

Berlusconi, a media mogul and billionaire had an unprecedented run in politics, 17 years to be precise. When he came into power, Bill Clinton was the President of the United States and The Real World was the only reality TV show on air. In celebration of the out-there leader’s long innings, here’s our list of things that were long and protracted, but not as long or protracted as this.

Pedestrian’s Top 5 Things That Didn’t Last As Long As Silvio Berlusconi’s Leadership.

1. The Stone Roses‘ retirement: 15 years

2. The recording period for Guns N’ Roses Chinese Democracy: 15 years

3. The wait between Jonathan Franzen‘s last two books: 9 years

4. Jack Bauer‘s longest day ever (24): 9 years.

5. The war in Iraq: 8 years

Thanks for the LOLs, Silvio. May you have all the sex you want without the media getting up in your grill about it for the rest of your retirement.

via The Guardian

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