An extra special horny good morning to Henry Cavill fans as Netflix just revealed when we can cop the next season of The Witcher with a brand-spanking-new trailer of our favourite sexy monster slayer.

Overnight at WitcherCon 2021, Netflix announced that the second season of their epic fantasy series full of sexy Henry Cavill bath content will premiere on the 17th of December.

“Destiny has revealed itself,” they wrote in the announcement.

In the new trailer, Geralt and Ciri (Freya Allan) make their way to Geralt’s stronghold and home, Kaer Morhen, as Geralt continues to train her to be a Witcher. It’s a really fun trailer full of emotion, new faces and old, and a cheeky look at a terrifyingly cool flying demon creature called an Ekhidnae that Geralt fights in the cold. Oh and Yennefer (Anya Chalotra) makes a cheeky cameo, ofc.

All I care about in this new trailer, however, is sexy, angsty Henry Cavill. So, with that said, here’s every sexy pic of Henry Cavill in The Witcher season two trailer that I could screenshot.

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my future BF Henry Cavill listening to me talk about my day.
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hooded veil: +5 defence, +30 charm.
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feel like pure shit, just want to ride off into the icy-cold night away from the Nilfgaardian Empire with my man xoxo
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I am looking *directly* at it.
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when you are late for work and don’t have the time to dry your hair.
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the face you make when you’re home alone and hear a noise outside.
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I see you’ve played knifey spoony before.

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Putting a monster bounty on my head because I want him to MURDER ME.
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how it feels going out to the supermarket during lockdown.
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I wish he would hug me like that.
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Find you a man who looks at you the way Geralt looks at Ciri here.
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no talky, me angy!!!
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Me trying to catch the mosquito in my room at 2AM.
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Me after coming back from the shops during lockdown.

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Me *before* I go to the shops during lockdown.
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look at him. no phones in sight. just vibes.
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Geralt listening to “Roman Holiday” by Nicki Minaj on his morning run around the block.
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tag yourself, I’m the sword 🙂

Now, in the words of Jaskier: “Toss a coin to your [horny] witcher [fan].”

Guys, I know that the 17th of December seems like a long way away now but may I remind you how fast this year has gone? How is it nearly August? If like me, you can’t wait for this new season, we’ve broken down everything you need to know from the cast to plot here.

Personally, all I’m asking for in a Witcher season two is for Geralt and Yennefer to have sex on a unicorn just like they do in the books and games. No, I’m not joking.