An extra special horny good morning to Henry Cavill fans as Netflix just revealed when we can cop the next season of The Witcher with a brand-spanking-new trailer of our favourite sexy monster slayer.
Overnight at WitcherCon 2021, Netflix announced that the second season of their epic fantasy series full of sexy Henry Cavill bath content will premiere on the 17th of December.
“Destiny has revealed itself,” they wrote in the announcement.
— The Witcher (@witchernetflix) July 9, 2021
In the new trailer, Geralt and Ciri (Freya Allan) make their way to Geralt’s stronghold and home, Kaer Morhen, as Geralt continues to train her to be a Witcher. It’s a really fun trailer full of emotion, new faces and old, and a cheeky look at a terrifyingly cool flying demon creature called an Ekhidnae that Geralt fights in the cold. Oh and Yennefer (Anya Chalotra) makes a cheeky cameo, ofc.
All I care about in this new trailer, however, is sexy, angsty Henry Cavill. So, with that said, here’s every sexy pic of Henry Cavill in The Witcher season two trailer that I could screenshot.
Now, in the words of Jaskier: “Toss a coin to your [horny] witcher [fan].”
Guys, I know that the 17th of December seems like a long way away now but may I remind you how fast this year has gone? How is it nearly August? If like me, you can’t wait for this new season, we’ve broken down everything you need to know from the cast to plot here.
Personally, all I’m asking for in a Witcher season two is for Geralt and Yennefer to have sex on a unicorn just like they do in the books and games. No, I’m not joking.