The Rock Lays Reproductive Smackdown, Is Expecting Physically Perfect Child

All praise be to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, 10-time World Champion, 2-time Intercontinental Champion, 5-time Tag Team Champion, 2000 Royal Rumble winner, one of the highest paid action stars currently working in Hollywood, and – thanks to Ballers – hulking star of premium cable TV.

And now add to that list, “Big Daddy.”
The Rock and longtime partner Lauren Hashian are apparently expecting their first child together, who will no doubt be the most genetically blessed baby in the world, and a practically guaranteed future WWE World Heavyweight Champion.
The most electrifying baby in all of wombs is apparently confirmed according to ~celebrity source~ Radar Online, who cited an unnamed source with the quote, “Dwayne and Lauren couldn’t be more thrilled!
The Rock has a daughter, Simone (born 2001), from his previous marriage to ex-wife Dany Garcia. The couple divorced in 2007.
Course if the news of this new bundle of joy proves true, then all of us will smell exactly what The Rock is cookin’: Y’know, mushy peas. Baby formula. Poopy diapers. That kind of thing.
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