‘The Daily Show’ Crafts A Horrifying Rap Track Just From Trump’s Hot Takes

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April 29, 2016

Dear PEDESTRIAN.TV reader, we hear you when you ask why we’re so enamoured with Donald Trump, and why we showcase his ‘provocative’ statements every chance we bloody get.

The answer? Nearly everything that comes tumbling out of his angry, angry mouth is pre-packaged in its absurdity. There’s no nuance here. There’s nothing to unpack. The bloke is a producer of pure, unadulterated, insane hot takes.

Said takes can be assembled like LEGO, if your goal is to create a plastic spaceship inspired by an apparent disdain for women and Mexico. In fact, have a gander at this clip of women reading nought but Trump’s quotes on women. That’s all they do. And it’s terrible.

In the same vein, The Daily Show just cobbled together his own words to form a rap track. As you do. Once again, with some creative shuffling, Donald’s numerous perspectives congeal to form a solid mass of blech. Observe:

An entire rap composed of actual Donald Trump quotes. “They Love Me” video >> https://t.co/i5bJZUburv #BlackTrump https://t.co/Datl8oNUSe

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) April 29, 2016

So, if his quips ever become harder to stuff into easily-digestible cubes of ire, we may consider giving it a rest. For now, meditate on the fact the next President of the United States could be a bloke whose viewpoints aren’t out of place in a stereotypically overblown, second-tier rap vid.

Source: The Daily Show.
Photo: Twitter.