Hello dragon simps and comedy enjoyers, have you been having medieval fantasy withdrawals? Look no further, because your prayers have been answered.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves is coming out swinging, with an all-star cast, crazy detailed set design and intense action sequences that’ll have you daydreaming about sword fights for weeks. If you haven’t seen the trailer yet, here’s a quick rundown:
A charming thief (Chris Pine) and a band of unlikely adventurers undertake an epic heist to retrieve a lost relic, but things go dangerously awry when they run afoul of the wrong people.
The lovely Chris Pine looks like he’s playing a womanising bard, which if you’ve ever played DnD before, you already know is a staple to any party. And if you’re a Dungeon Master, you’re already crying on the inside that half of your planned campaign is about to be derailed by someone being horny and chaotic.
Rege-Jean Paul is right off the Bridgerton train and stepping into the DnD world as a Paladin, and that sultry voice can command justice against me however he wants no cap. Hugh Grant is also playing a villainous sleazy merchant with that B.C.-era drip that’d put Gucci to shame. I mean, just look at the sleeves on this man.
To get you hyped for the release of the movie coming out to cinemas on March 30th, we’re giving away two passes to an epic medieval-themed castle in Melbourne, as well as ten family passes.
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To enter, all you have to do is tell us which celebs would make up your dragon-slaying party.
For me, I’d like an even spread of fun, dependable personalities. Dave Bautista to be our muscle, Bob Odenkirk to smooth talk any merchant or guard to give us anything we want, and Angela Bassett so she can do the thang.
If you’re one of the lucky winners, you and a friend can win a day trip to the Kryal Castle, an immersive medieval-themed castle in Melbourne, with banquets, jousting and plenty of medieval activities that’ll have you feeling like you’re part of Arthur’s round table.
For your epic quest, you’ll be tasked to complete a treasure hunt with quirky riddles. Once your tale starts you’ll unravel cryptic clues that will help you unlock a hidden path within the castle to a secret treasure.
The prize also covers $200 spending money, three nights of shared accommodation at the Kryal Castle as well as admission tickets to use throughout your trip so you can attend some lovely jousting competitions, drink some tavern ales and receive some sword training.
Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves is coming to cinemas on March 30th and is bound to expose all kinds of audiences to the joy of high-fantasy action. I’m keen to spot out the many easter eggs the film will have by showing off specific spells and monsters in the film that have wiped out my DND party over the years.