Taylor Swift must be planning her biggest album yet. The Sun reports that she is now dating Tom Hiddleston, possible James Bond contender and Loki in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Exposed: Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston’s romance https://t.co/mvwrBRoboO pic.twitter.com/0IqcPgbKAx
— The Sun (@TheSun) June 15, 2016
There’s photos of them smooching on a beach, which in the parlance of celebrity relationship coverage is basically a smoking gun. No way to get around it. They’re bloody dating. They danced at the Met Gala too, and you can’t dance at a big celebrity get-together like that without setting tongues wagging.
They were dancing to Crazy in Love, too. How can you possibly avoid a torrid romance after that? This one was written in stone.
Was this some kind of affair? Who knows – but it’s super important to automatically assume that this must be the case, for maximum drama.
It all comes after Calvin Harris reportedly deleted the benevolent, kind tweets he made about his split with Taylor. He also unfollowed her on Twitter and blocked a bunch of her fans en masse. That’s how a messy breakup is done these days. Sad but true.
But most importantly…let’s have a squiz at The Sun’s report, shall we?
One: great headline. Two… what the hell is this job?
You do you, Dan. You do you.
Source: The Sun.
Photo: Getty Images.
